Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!
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Listen up, little dudes! Your mom isn't yelling, she's just making her point known. Raising kids is hard work and sometimes your misbehaving push her to the brink. So next time you hear that tone from your mom, don't stress out. Just consider it a wake-up call and try to make things right.
It's not personal, honey.
A Mom's Day: Powered by Coffee and Controlled Mayhem
Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.
- Can't survive without coffee
- It fuels our sanity/Gives us a much-needed boost of energy
- And sometimes, it's just plain delicious/Coffee is a treat/A warm hug in a mug
Mama Bear Mode Activated
You better watch out when a mama is feeling defensive. That's right, their little babies are loved, and she won't think twice to protect them. If you touch her territory, prepare for a fierce battle. This isn't the time to be brave. Better scramble while you still can.
- Don't freak out.
- Let her be.
- Hush up.
Taming Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual
Let's be honest, raising a dragon isn't comparable with disciplining your ordinary house pet. There are no specialists who fully understand the intricacies of their complex biology, and forget about finding a instruction sheet that outlines everything from controlling flames to social etiquette. You're on your own, keeper, and the only lesson plan is trial and error.
Sorry What I Said When I Was Hangry
We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely stupid.
Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.
First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's flaming mom shirt cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.
It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".
Adore My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine
Being a parent is seriously fantastic, but sometimes you just need a bit of wine. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are adorable, and they definitely drain your energy. After a long day of entertaining, a glass of red can be just the ticket you need to unwind. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!
- Raising kids
- Wine o'clock